Saturday, January 25, 2020

The Year of the Rat

Well everyone, it’s time for a blog post.  Today is the Chinese New Year and it is a great day because this is 2020- the year of the rat.  I was born in the year of the snake, which I am not happy about, but I love rodents and am so excited to be living in the year of the rat this year.  I think it would be a good year for people to become a born again Christian if they want to so they could be from the year of the rat after all and be very clever, wise, and financially successful as evangelical mega church pastors who need to avoid the numbers 5 and 9 and could benefit from the colors blue, gold, and green.
  
I have something else to say which is that I just tried adding peanut butter to the cream sauce for ground turkey and it turned out great.  So it is butter, honey, worschester sauce, cooking the ground turkey until it is all chopped up and cooked, and then add honey mustard just from a jar, and then a glob of peanut butter, and some heavy cream.  Then cook it for a while and then here is another crazy idea is to sprinkle cheese on it when you eat it. It doesn’t seem right to do any of that but really it is correct.

Anyway, the latest legal intimidation phone call was routed through 1(218) 285-8522 from International Falls, MN.  I interpret it as meaning that they are going to carve a Wiccan Star into my face, but I am probably reading into it too much.  You ought to be able to harass and stalk a disabled former cashier for five years without everyone thinking you are a devil worshipper.


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