Sci Fi Mice Episode

Well everyone, I hate to use this blog as a place for legal documentation, but I did vacuum and mop behind my shelves today, which is one of the main areas in my apartment that I have seen some mice visiting sometimes.  So my apartment is becoming less and less of an X files situation and is starting to resemble just a messy apartment that people should not be kicked out of for any reason other than a property management company's attempt to evade rent stabilization laws so they can get a new tenant and raise the rent in order to transform the community into an aggressive market share rent zone that destroys New York City and eventually the rest of the country and world, but not before space colonization has been made possible and there is a new Noah's ark story with 7 billion of each species being loaded onto spaceships that hopefully have room for me and all the mice that I have befriended over the past year by controversially doing something that many people do not believe in, which is sharing cookies. And people might say that having cookies in my apartment was actually the great sin that I should be evicted for, but I think that if the apartment building has a mice problem, then really the people who distract the mice from the wires with a few messy cookie habits have actually probably helped out a little bit and should not have to pay any more rent ever again.

Introduction to Pest Control

Well hi everyone, today is Saturday.  It is a nice rainy day and I have a couple of days where I am not volunteering.  But what I am doing is getting my apartment ready for a pest control treatment and it is not easy.  I signed a contract agreeing to clear out cabinets and do other specific preparations, and I feel like my apartment is so inherently messy that they will postpone the treatment no matter what.  But I just had this little idea of turning my couch on its side like so it is a tall tower kind of and clearing out the mess underneath it and vacuuming.  I think that the couch sitting on its side when pest control gets here will make it seem like the whole apartment is all upturned and ready for mice traps and bug spray to be administered.  Don't y'all think that is a good idea?  Like okay I do my best to get everything ready and then focus my main attention on simply putting the couch on its side.  It is a small couch.  But I am scared that when I do that a whole bunch of mice will scamper out like in that movie "Ratatouille" when the ceiling falls down and there are so many mice.  That really could be the kind of situation that I am dealing with. But wouldn't it be best for me to know that ahead of time? Well maybe, but it might be a special memory for the pest control guy if I wait and upturn the couch when he is here, watch a hundred mice scamper out, and then say, "These mice are like family to me."

Pizza Delivery

    Well everyone, it seems that there has been a miracle which is that it turns out there is still a Papa Johns pizza that delivers to my address.  The other one disappeared and I kept trying to order from a different one that doesn't deliver to my address.  Well it made me so sad and I almost couldn't believe it and wondered if they had closed the neighborhood store on purpose after reading a blog post about how I thought it was not cool how they make everyone applying for jobs there agree to waive their court rights after being hired and have their disputes settled by private arbitration paid for by Papa Johns (Pizzeria Law).

   Anyway this is very exciting and it turns out that Papa Johns was just hiding from me for a while to give me a chance to go on a diet.  Well it did work a little bit but now it is time to eat a pizza.  I am not going to cry and hug the delivery man when he gets here because you are not supposed to worship pizza and care about it more than your own life and salvation, and more than your friends and family, and more than the very life and breath that you would sacrifice in a heartbeat for just one more bite of pizza at any moment even if it means never seeing another human face again.

Where did this post come from. I do not know.

   Well hi everyone, it is Wednesday in the middle of the night and I decided to drink some coffee.  I think a lot of people probably think it would have been smarter to take my medicine and get some sleep.  Well that is also a clever idea, but I thought of another clever idea, which is what if I start calling some people names on my blog.  I was thinking about calling some of the bad Christian leaders some names and I thought of saying something funny like Okay, God needs someone to call such and such theologian a bad name and such and such radio personality a bad name and I would say "Here am I, Lord, send me."  Kind of like Isaiah in the Bible but I would be calling God holy with more of a ricochet effect from calling the bad people the names that they are.  
    Why this sudden grudge? Well it is because of some  stuff I read on facebook and twitter.  It is some stuff that doesn't matter. I should not let it get to me.  What I should really do is try to clean my apartment and wake up my neighbors by vacuuming at 3 in the morning, and when they complain, I will tell them that the Bible says not to complain.

I am posting this on a Tuesday

    Hi everyone, today is Saturday. Time for a little blog post.  Today I went to the food pantry and volunteered, and it was one of the best food days that I have been there for.  They were giving out grape juice, jelly with the peanut butter, and boxes of junk food that was a special treat with pudding, canned ravioli, little mandarin orange slices, and all kinds of yummy stuff.  And they gave out three breads this time and some barbecue sauce and the usual healthy food, too.  And we had a fire drill and a lull of a slow line so I ended up getting like an hour break.  So that is great even though I missed an important conference call to be there.  The call is part of a writing course that I am participating in.  I think that I missed something very helpful but grape juice is also very important.

   Anyway in other news, I think that there are private investigators following me.  Some lawyers keep calling my number and asking for someone who supposedly used my number or identity on an unpaid bill of some kind but you know what?  I don't believe it.  I think it is a way of keeping track of me and documenting my whereabouts as they try to call me on my number because of a different situation.  It kind of reminds me of when I was in middle school and had this idea of prank calling people and accusing them of prank calling me and making them think they were in trouble.  I felt that it was a great idea because they would be on the defense and not realize that they were the ones being prank called.  But anyway the people calling me leave messages about finding the person they have mistaken me for and "serving me papers at work or at home."  Well I think this is to intimidate me or to see if I will turn them in to police and get the ball rolling on some kind of legal action.  Well what kind of legal action am I talking about?  Well hmm that is interesting because there is more than one person who has hurt me in more than one situation and these people might expect some kind of legal case in the future. And I do not know if either set of people know that there is another situation where people might be worried that I will turn them in for what they did.

   Another funny thing is that I haven't publicized my blog yet so these people might be the only ones reading this post.  Hi guys, I think that you should leave me alone and look for a better job.  But anyway I think they did want me to know that I was being tracked because a guy in his car turned his headlights off on purpose in front of my sister's house one night when I was on the porch, and another guy took photos of me one day when I was sitting on a bench somewhere that I won't mention for legal reasons.  And if private investigators want to be stealth, they will be stealth, and if they want to intimidate you, they will purposely be seen.  Which will only mean that I add a harrassment charge to the other charges when I finally get a lawyer.  And also I know that their defense will involve humiliation and character defamation, but it will just turn into yet another case that I add to the charges. 
    But anyway, it is interesting that people are taking any lengths to try to deal with this situation because they have already done what they did and the crimes were quite thorough in both of the cases that are going to be pending either on earth or on Judgement Day in front of a much bigger jury.  Justice is guaranteed and the crimes have been committed.  And bread and grape juice doused in Christianity is everyone's only hope, so I hope that all y'all private investigators will pick up some snacks from the food pantry next time you follow me there to try to catch me saying a curse word because of my trauma that I will never recover from and that I might keep the symptoms from as a joke in heaven, too, which we do not know if you will get to witness, speaking of witnesses.

Today's blog post

Well everyone, how are you doing. Today is Saturday. Later I am going to a philosophy event at a library and I signed up as a volunteer so I will be trapped there.  It is possible that I might start thinking "Why am I here?" but that is good because it is a philosophy event.  I am also feeling thankful because I am getting better after having a stomach bug.  Because I am a wimp who has been blessed with a lot of good health, a stomach bug is like a near death experience for me and I think that I should be on the news for being okay.  But people might just say, "Well you aren't supposed to eat calamari that has been sitting out all day when you have a stomach bug so it is your fault that you needed a miracle." Well I think that is mean of everyone and I also think that it is a little bit of a stretch to call it a miracle when you drink some gatorade. But I will still share a little idea with everyone which is that I think that "miracle tonic" would be a great brand name for a soft drink.  I just thought of that, but I am not going to invest in it at this time even though our society does need more soft drinks.

Have a great day everyone

   Hi everyone, today is Tuesday.   I had a nice day with good food.  My guinea pigs are doing well.  I have been trying to be a leader on a volunteer project and I feel thankful to be a part of it.  So I am having a nice day. But I cried earlier because I thought someone died but it turned out that it was a friend of a friend's dog who had the same name as the person I was sad about.  So the person I was sad about is still alive.  It is a great relief and I will remember not to take anyone for granted.

    Also earlier today there was a tsunami warning for the entire west coast but it got canceled but it did shake me up a little.  Get it? shook me up?  like an earthquake?  There should be a tsunami warning because of how shaken up I felt. But now I am okay. But a sci fi writer I like did die.  And that is very sad except for how in heaven she probably gets to do a lot of space traveling and visit places like the places in her books.  So I am not going to feel sorry for any of us except for myself when I do not feel good.

The ghost of Christmas present

   Well hi everyone, did y'all have a good Christmas?  I had a pretty good Christmas even though I did not send as many gifts to people this year.  And I volunteered on Christmas Eve but did not have a good attitude because we had to wash some of the same dishes several times because some people did not do the best they could.  But it was probably their way of telling Santa to give their presents to someone else.

   Anyway I still have some presents to send to my nieces and just had second thoughts about what I did for them, which was essentially give them each a small suitcase full of one dollar bills, gold one dollar coins, and other mafia reminiscent items like dice and poker chips. It was a fun present, especially since me and my sister grew up watching TV together and have an appreciation for suitcases full of money. But I took apart some cheap metal art cases to do it, and had one for myself which I disassembled today and saw how cool the cases that I took apart were.  I mean they were cool art sets, and when I was in town visiting the nieces, I asked them what else they wanted for Christmas, and they said art supplies.  So I just had a little section of time where I was questioning my choices, but I think that I did okay and I will send them some art kits soon and send the supplies that I took out of the other art kits.

   But anyway, I have discovered in adulthood that one of the great things that you can do is cash out some of your money in one dollar bills and use it to feel rich in different tricky ways.  You can do this by carrying a thick wad of money everywhere you go, hiding ones and fives in all your clothes so you are always finding money, or my new favorite, assembling a suitcase full of money as part of your savings plan.  It really is just like the TV shows, and even though at Christmas, everyone has just been reminded about how uncool Scrooge is, counting stacks of gold coins is actually almost as satisfying as counting more stacks of gold coins.