cream cheese and crescent rolls: a recipe for disasters

Well everyone, I just ate a yummy snack which was crescent rolls with some cream cheese.  And you might be thinking to yourself, well that is nice but it sounds like you could have really made a nice food with those ingredients and added other stuff like jam or some kind of italian ingredients or some honey mustard and ham or something, or some sugar to make it a cheesecake flaky dessert.  Well you are right about that and I thought about it but opted for just the cream cheese and I think that I will enter this new snack into the Pillsbury Bake-Off competition because it was very yummy.  And the people there will think the same thing and think Gosh there is so much more you could have done with these ingredients but then they will not be able to help themselves during the judging process and they will keep coming back to the table with the crescent rolls on it because of a nagging feeling that maybe that snack beats all the other foods and finally they will discuss it and say okay I think we have to give this to the cream cheese person. And I will win a million dollars and use it all to buy more cream cheese and then live in an indentation smoothed out of a huge mountain of cream cheese.

cookies

     Well hi everyone, here are some cookies that I made.  I think they turned out great, but I left out the vinegar and honestly I can tell the difference.  But they are still good cookies.  It snowed today and I made gingerbread cookies but it is May.  That is interesting isn’t it. I also got a birthday present that my mom sent me.  So I opened a present, too, and I have a Christmas tree up.  Well that is kind of confusing, isn’t it.  Tuesday I am taking a social work license test.  I have been studying for it and the material is familiar.  And I took a practice test and have found that I do mostly agree with the correct answers for the ones I got wrong.  So I think it is a hopeful thing that I could pass the test. I am not leaving my house until then even though I am almost out of milk.  I will use ice cream to put in coffee just as I had planned.

     I think I might make macaroni and cheese later which is what I ate yesterday.  The secret to the cheese sauce is to start with melted butter and flour.  Then add the milk, then the cheese.

      It took me all day to make these cookies because I am very lazy. But I am thankful for what I have which is schizophrenia.  One of my friends posted some photos of me today on facebook that were really group photos from a trip which is my first trip to New York in college.  One of my friends on that trip ended up moving to New York and working in advertising. It is very funny because in some of the photos I am making a funny face and I smiled that same way in a lot of college photos and if people had to guess which person in college was mentally ill, it was very apparent in all the photos.  And everyone knew anyway because it was also in the newspapers when I disappeared and found my way to Bellevue.  

    Anyway I hope you all are having a nice day in the snow or if you live somewhere where it is December then maybe it is warm weather there. 

https://nypost.com/1999/04/13/missing-s-c-student-turns-up-at-bellevue/

Blog Post May 2, 2020

     Well everyone, I hope you are all having a nice day. I am about to make some fish and grits for lunch. Then I am going to a support group in a zoom meeting led by my friend named Neesa who leads an online facebook group that I am in. I need to do some chores in my apartment which is so messy that I think there is a risk of it turning into another Wuhan lab.  Should I have said that. I do not know, but my apartment is messy and I need to do laundry and take the trash out soon. Anyway I have been volunteering, but there have been some incidents where I was rude to others because of feeling upset by inexplicable mistreatment that I attribute either to the conspiracy from Greenville, sub conspiracies or supra-conspiracies from New York and elsewhere, the Barnes and Noble legal sharks that have been following me and harassing me, a satanic counter-conspiracy which could be the same people, charitable but painful torture interventions to rebuild patience, traumatic memory re-enactments for narrative therapy,  policy expert recruitment and writing prompt assistance, social “justice” hypocrits, neighborhood activists who get me to sign a rent freeze petition and then threaten to make my name known to property management sharks, and various corporate power plays from stores who employ way too many secret shoppers and commit actual civil rights violations that could be brought to trial at any time.

    Other than that, I am a very happy person who has food and shelter and meaningful opportunities to help others.  And I am very thankful for all of it and for all my friends, so thanks everyone. I hope you all have a great day and I hope you all are able to someday read the whole book of Isaiah because it really is to me the best literature ever written even though I once considered trying to submit one of my poetry books to a poetry contest against it in heaven. I just felt like some of my jokes were really funny!

some people did not get coronoravirus checks

Hi everyone, do y'all like this food volunteering photo.  It makes me look like a covid hero but really I have been more of a covid hoarder who accumulated pancake mix and rice in a maniacal way.

But I try to direct some of my food mania to help others and thankfully have gotten to volunteer some this week and last week. If you want to donate to some of the New York organizations providing food for people in pretty much all categories of people needing food, here is a great short list of some of the best food organizations in New York:

https://www.wscah.org

http://nycommonpantry.org

https://xaviermission.org

https://www.foodbanknyc.org

http://cityharvest.org