Well everyone, I hope you are all having a good day. Today has been kind of a crazy day for me because some crazy stuff happened. I went to volunteer work and they made things difficult so I just wandered around talking to myself. It was a good time. Then, here is the crazy thing. I got home and was in the kitchen to wash my hands and drink some seltzer and I looked down on the ground and there was Dave. Dave who is my pet guinea pig. What was he doing in the kitchen? It is very dangerous for guinea pigs to just wander around in an apartment with all kinds of people food and chokable things everywhere. I bent down and picked him up. He did not try to run away at all. He was not injured and did not seem sick. I went to my room to put him back in his cage and saw that it had fallen onto the floor and some clothes and my bed. Well interestingly it created a hill that he must have walked down instead of just falling from the cage onto the floor. So that is interesting and probably part of why he is okay. I think he had an interesting day too. Later I am going to go to an online workshop with one of my favorite authors, Myla Goldberg. I read her books called Bee Season and False Friend. The session only costs 20 dollars. That is very exciting. My facebook ads for my website and books are also doing well. It is very exciting and hopefully I will start selling books soon. Right now just getting a lot of website visits is a great start. Some people clicked like or shared the ads, too, which I really appreciate so much in such a special once in a lifetime moment of hope and need kind of way. The last thing is that I ate some cherry pie filling from a can because they gave something similar to people at volunteer work and that reminded me that I had that same yummy grocery sitting on my counter. So that is exciting. Well have a great day everyone.
Monday, August 31, 2020
Escape from guinea pig mountain
Thursday, August 13, 2020
interview on a podcast
Hi everyone, I was recently interviewed on a podcast:
https://open.spotify.com/
Saturday, August 8, 2020
shout-out to Greenville friends, thanks for the memories!
Well everyone, you probably weren’t expecting me to post a recipe today. Especially not one for turkey sandwich sauce, but here it is: mayonnaise, butterscotch pudding, and soy sauce. Not too much of any of it, though mayonnaise is the main ingredient. I would eat the sauce on white bread, but you can get a similar effect by just using regular mayonnaise and using a glazed donut as the bread. Kind of like a donut burger but cooked ground turkey is yummiest. But really just cold cut turkey with the sandwich sauce is a yummy food. Y’all probably were expecting a post about the legal sharks, who have called me over 5 times this week. People have bothered me in person, too, so it is hard to know who is who. It is weird to be followed by bad people, but the main thing is to just eat a sandwich when you can and wait for the bad people to catch themself on video trying to hurt nice people like me, or worse, to catch themselves behind the video sharking up their child abuse fantasies to try to ruin a whole community of people with the easiest religion to follow in human history. You literally pray a prayer and go to heaven for eternity. It’s just so confusing and discriminatory that we should all be persecuted every day by cowardly media attacks and false accusations from people who are bored because they never learned to help others.
Sunday, August 2, 2020
Guess what everyone, I figured out how to do a virtual background for zoom meetings.
You just have to put a blanket or sheet up behind your zoom station and then change the setting for virtual background. You can use any image from online. Have a great day, everyone. It is time to make people think we all live in mansions or at the mall or in a Harry Potter castle.
