a very Dave thanksgiving

       Well everyone I just posted this picture of Dave on facebook.  Dave is my pet guinea pig and I was thinking about saying “Dave is the reason for the season.” Which is partially true because it is Thanksgiving and I am thankful for Dave. But that might have made the photo go viral or even “pandemic” and Dave is not ready for that kind of notoriety. Dave is an excellent guinea pig and helped me get through Thanksgiving yesterday after I went through some stuff with indigestion and mental illness symptoms. 

      Roger and Fred, my other guinea pigs who died earlier this year, are celebrating Thanksgiving in heaven or maybe haunting houses if that is what they chose as their near final destination until the trumpets sound and guinea pigs are gathered from the four corners of the earth, etc. 

     It seems that I am in the mood to say things right on the edge of acceptability. Well that is where Dave and I reside along with a lot of mice and imaginary mice.

     Have a great holidays everyone and save some turkey for me and Dave because we are planning to surprise a lot of people who wouldn’t be expecting to find us at their holiday tables eating some food and telling everyone that facebook invited us to all their family gatherings. 

A New Creative Writing Story:

Hey everyone I wrote a new story at an online group today:

A Story About Finding Yourself

 

Ralph Ralpherson decided to time travel to the future. He chose a day ten years from that day and transported to a location.  When he arrived, he saw that there were one hundred Ralph Ralphersons already there because he decided to time-travel to that same destination a hundred times again after discovering that he would eventually do that.

Neighborhood Follies

 Well everyone, a new recipe: brown gravy powder, sour cream, and boiled pasta. Just mix it up and you have a noodle stroganoff.  It is so yummy and totally free if you already have the groceries for it. Now where are you going to get some cokes. Well maybe from the grocery store. Where are you going to get some halloween candy.  From your leftover candy stash. Where are you going to get some coffee.  Well you just drank some so stop being a hog.

Should I vote tomorrow? please vote here: no______   probably not______

It is NaNo Wrimo month everyone. I am writing a new novel about a food pantry and some imaginary mice who are assigned to the humans there. One of them is named Pudge McGoober who is also a lawyer for Judgement Day and is preparing for his cases. I think Judgement Day will be less scary if we find ourselves in a courtroom with a lot of imaginary animals who are not mean.

Well try not to get Covid everyone. Try to limit your health problems to seizures and hallucinations or one gallstone that mysteriously finds its way to your ear and falls out when you are sleeping.