Groundhog Season

 Well, everyone, it's almost February, time for us all to wish that we were never born. Here are some photos of Valentines that I think would have gone good together:

 

The Green Blob

Well everyone, the conspiracy seems to be saying to do another blog post even though I just spent 8 hours blogging.  So I am adding this post about how I visited one of my favorite hospitals this week to try to go to the Medicaid office.  The hospital is called Metropolitan hospital, and when I went there, I was wearing a giant green coat, which is the exact color of most gallbladders, so I felt like I was kind of like a gallbladder mascot visiting the hospital.  And people did seem cheered up that I was there.  So that was really fun and I will think of them when I have my gallbladder endoscopy procedure that might happen soon. I am hoping that the endoscopy people will find the gallstone and take it out right then instead of just sending in a tube down my throat, into my innards and taking videos that I am sure will make their way to tik tok, possibly even before I wake up from surgery. Another joke I thought of to say in this post is something like this:  Has anyone noticed that Dr. Fauci's name sounds kind of like Faust?  Do you guys get that joke? It is like I am trying to say covid scientists are bad people trying to hurt everyone or something.  But I don't really even know that much about what has been going on because I get my news from the latino soap operas on the TVs at the laundromat. When I watch the shows in spanish, I don't really know what is happening, and that is just like watching or reading the news online now.

by the time anyone reads this I will be drinking coffee

hi everyone, I hope you're having a good Wednesday. Is Wednesday still hump day during Covid. I do not know.  For me it is a good day because of some Reeses pieces and because I found the bag of brown sugar that I thought might have gotten thrown away in the shuffle of life. I'm also thinking of trying an experiment where I add some peanut butter to coffee with cream and sugar. I do not know if it will be a successful coffee flavor but it could be a good thing to try except for my gastritis and gallbladder problems, which may mean that I soon have a visit to the hospital, where I will mostly be complaining that they don't have peanut butter to add to their coffee there.  But maybe they will. Maybe eating reeses pieces is part of the endoscopy procedure, much like swallowing barium at labcorp, with records that will probably show up on some tech site profile some day with some gossip from who knows when. Maybe I should just make a profile like that myself with all the worst case scenario info and then try to make my way in the world like normal and say it was a sociological experiment.  All that would distract everyone from the actual mishaps, which maybe turn out to be not that interesting anyway. Well that is enough for today everyone. Don't forget to vote if you haven't already. We don't need four more years of really anything that you would find in the news on any day.

A reading from the cheese-o-meter

   Well everyone, here is a little blog post for a sunny saturday. I just ate some yummy food which was simply some canned chili and rice.  But what I did was combine a hormel can of chili with beanie weenie, which has more beans and is sweeter and has chopped up hot dog pieces.  Well that plus some rice and a little bit of sour cream is actually very yummy.  What about some cheese?  Well I did not have any cheese this time. Not all of life is about cheese. Just joking. It actually is, but I simply did not have any cheese in my refrigerator. And the food was still yummy. So what have we learned. Well I don't know about you guys but I have learned to keep liking cheese but sometimes just drink a coffee if I already ate some chili and rice and sour cream and am just sitting here typing without that many good ideas to say. I mean what do you guys want me to say. Do you want me to say that the food wasn't that yummy? Well it was yummy. That is what this blog post is about. Life is about cheese, and this blog post is about eating some chili and rice without cheese this time. Honestly I am starting to feel a little persecuted. All I was saying was what I ate for lunch but I can tell from the awkward, rude, hostile unsaid accusations that people think I ate too much cheese with my meal today, when I clearly said that I do support cheese and simply did not have any in my refrigerator. Legal inquiries can be directed to (202)353-1555.

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 well everyone, i hope you are having a happy new years.  I am doing okay and had a good 2020. i just designed a t shirt and ordered a few from staples. here is the design. basically i found this rodent picture and added my own details. It says eternal york which is my new idea for like the new new york. kind of like amsterdam but an eternal city which I think about sometimes anyway. well have a great day, everyone. try not to be the only one who gets in trouble for copyright violations.