One More Thing

I just want to say one more thing about the bomb situation which is that those terrorists aren't going to scare me into leaving my apartment and getting stuff done or going about my daily business.

Also I had a little joke which is what if after there was a bombing in a trashcan you went around diving onto any piece of trash you saw on the sidewalk and were like "everybody get back!" and threw yourself onto a coke can or a plastic chip bag or something and kept doing it all along your walk down the street.

A blog post

Hi everyone, today is the day after a bombing in NYC. I just got back from getting coffee in my neighborhood and checking a certain subway location to make sure everyone was safe there.  I was worried that it could be a target but they seemed to have a lot of security.  I also made sure not to go appliance shopping because really I think I could seem suspicious carrying something that looks like my broken air conditioner which does seem like it could be part of a very strategic plot against me and society at large.

Yesterday's post:

There was a bombing in New York today but I think most of the injured people are going to be okay.  On the news they didn't say a whole lot about it except to describe the type of bomb and explain how it is made, I guess in case anyone doesn't know how.  Anyway today I went and got some food in my neighborhood and there was a back pack near my door but I did not call the cops because it just wasn't that suspicious to me.  I think it belonged to one of the guys playing dominoes out on the sidewalk and I don't think those guys are planning to hurt anyone unless they cheat at dominoes.  But anyway something I am trying to figure out is okay if a terrorist is not a citizen then is it an act of war. Or what if an act of war is from a citizen.  I think it is up to me right now on this blog to figure out but I am not even going to try because it will make my head explode and we have had enough explosions for the day.

What do y'all think of this blog post?

Hi everyone i felt like doing a blog post right now. What should i write about.  How about how I am holdng a sweet little guinea pig named Fred.  Fred is so sweet and if you dont think so then maybe you should not have bought Fred. And now you say you didnt buy Fred and that he is my guinea pig and you dont have anything to do with it.  Hmm. That is interesting but it confuses me because I have Fred right here and if you didn't buy him and I did, then why is he at your house right now. Oh okay he is here with me so he is not at your house.  You know when people try to confuse me it makes me wonder if they are trying to get money from me, maybe so they can try to buy a guinea pig named Fred.  And that makes me wonder if they are trying to actually buy this particular guinea pig as if he is not a guinea pig I picked out for myself. So please explain to me again why you are trying to tell me about your guinea pig named Fred when really he is sitting here safe and sound or so I thought. Honestly I am thinking about calling the cops and I have the evidence right here which is Fred and how sweet he is.

Hurricane Relief

Hi everyone, a hurricane is passing nearby right now.  The news people told us to be careful but it is not even raining and the forecast says it will be sunny all week so I am not being that careful. I am just walking to the coffee shop and sometimes being thankful that the hurricane did not hit us. Something I was thinking about though is what if a hurricane hit somewhere and then came back a few years later to bother everyone again?  Or what if it went to another location but one of those storm chaser people was there and recognized it and was like wait a minute, this is Hurricane Hugo from 1989.

Hot or Cold

Something interesting that is happening in my life right now is that my refrigerator is broken and making a loud buzzing noise.  It actually reminds me of the fire drills from elementary school.  Those fire drills made me cry because they were so loud, and really this refrigerator situation also makes me feel a little bit like crying. But I am not crying, because I know that if I get used to the buzzing sound, it will help me be less bothered by the noise when I pull the fire alarms in my apartment building so I can go get cheese and sour cream from other people's refrigerators.

Just to be Funny

Sometimes I really look forward to heaven everyone.  I think there will be rolling green hills and stone castles and maybe kind of like restaurants there will be lots of fairs with some booths selling cotton candy and sno cones and nachos.  And people wont have to be trapped in bad situations with bills and chores unless they want to just as a joke.

Pancakes

You know what would be great right now is some pancakes but it looks like I am writing this blog post instead of cooking doesn't it.