Sunday, September 4, 2016

Early Retirement


Do y'all remember my 401K?  I remember it. I spent it mostly on food and insurance. You know what I think would confuse people is if you donated disability checks to Republican party campaign funds. I mean wait a minute you know wait a minute that might create an explosion of some kind honestly like is it even safe that I typed it I am not sure. But anyway you could cash the check and then donate it as a little prank and they would never know and they would be at the podiums saying stuff and you would laugh secretly to yourself knowing that their foundation was crumbling underneath them almost as fast and thoroughly as liberty and justice.

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