Crimony

Well everyone, I haven't written that much on this blog lately, but that is because I got a little shaken up by a background check for volunteering.  For a while, it seemed like I was going to fail the criminal background check when I haven't committed any crimes, and I freaked out.  I just freaked out and started running around town committing crimes in a panic, so now I will probably fail all future criminal background checks.  Just joking.  But the process was really traumatizing and I don't know if I will still be able to do the kind of volunteering I was trying to do. It did turn out that the background check went through okay and I am either not dangerous or am just being closely monitored and the clearance is just a decoy to make me walk past police stations in an overconfident way until suddenly I absent-mindedly walk in the exit door of the subway instead of the turnstile and I am no longer allowed to do anything but crimes.