Happy Belated Halloween

   Well everyone, how are you doing. Today is November 11.  It is one of my favorite days.  Because it is 11/11.  And I do remember when it was 11:11 on 11/11/11.  I think I was at Barnes and Noble on that day.  That is where I used to work.

    I have not posted in a while because the internet is not working at my apartment.  Also I have been doing a lot of volunteer work.  It is sad to not have done many blog posts, because I did have a lot to write about last month.  One of the things I might have written about was how I went to a Halloween party at the Natural History Museum. I was a shark for Halloween and my costume was kind of one of those ridiculous costumes that is like a whole big costume like Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live.  I feel like the shark costume also had another effect of implying that I was immersed in water, since sharks have to swim in water to live, and I think that this made the natural history museum also have a Halloween costume by pretending to be an aquarium for Halloween.  Or it could be seen like a flood in the fossil museum that represents billions of years, so it is like an evolution museum dressing up as a Creation museum for Halloween.  Is that weird to think that way? That is how I interpret things sometimes.

    Anyway, I also gave out a lot of candy for Halloween.  I gave out about forty bags of candy and it went well, but I regretted not including Tootsie Pops, which is something I considered giving out and then didn't.  And then after Halloween I got a huge bag of Tootsie Pops to kind of make up for it but now I have almost 80 Tootsie Pops and Halloween is over.  So that is a little confusing, But anyway I think I have figured out that Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops or Caramel Apple Pops can make the difference in seeming like you are handing out whole handfuls of candy on Halloween.  Like you can do two snack size candies like Nerds or Skittles or M and Ms, and then if you simply add a good lollipop then all of a sudden it is like a wad of candy that seems like some kind of variety assortment.  Every year I learn something new like that.  Do y'all remember when I gave out Mexican gum for Halloween?  And I gave out Now and Laters, which are rare, and I did not do well and had too much left over and then the next day some of the candy I passed out was on an internet list of candy that people supposedly don't like. 
I just thought of an idea for a candy which is what if there was a lollipop shaped exactly like the inside of your mouth.  Kind of like a candy retainer.  In fact that could be the name of the candy is "Candy Retainers," and it is a giant mouth shaped candy that lasts for hours.