Well everyone, I hate to use this blog as a place for legal
documentation, but I did vacuum and mop behind my shelves today, which is one
of the main areas in my apartment that I have seen some mice visiting
sometimes. So my apartment is becoming
less and less of an X files situation and is starting to resemble just a messy
apartment that people should not be kicked out of for any reason other than a
property management company's attempt to evade rent stabilization laws so they
can get a new tenant and raise the rent in order to transform the community
into an aggressive market share rent zone that destroys New York City and eventually
the rest of the country and world, but not before space colonization has been
made possible and there is a new Noah's ark story with 7 billion of each
species being loaded onto spaceships that hopefully have room for me and all
the mice that I have befriended over the past year by controversially doing
something that many people do not believe in, which is sharing cookies. And
people might say that having cookies in my apartment was actually the great sin
that I should be evicted for, but I think that if the apartment building has a
mice problem, then really the people who distract the mice from the wires with
a few messy cookie habits have actually probably helped out a little bit and
should not have to pay any more rent ever again.
