Sci Fi Mice Episode

Well everyone, I hate to use this blog as a place for legal documentation, but I did vacuum and mop behind my shelves today, which is one of the main areas in my apartment that I have seen some mice visiting sometimes.  So my apartment is becoming less and less of an X files situation and is starting to resemble just a messy apartment that people should not be kicked out of for any reason other than a property management company's attempt to evade rent stabilization laws so they can get a new tenant and raise the rent in order to transform the community into an aggressive market share rent zone that destroys New York City and eventually the rest of the country and world, but not before space colonization has been made possible and there is a new Noah's ark story with 7 billion of each species being loaded onto spaceships that hopefully have room for me and all the mice that I have befriended over the past year by controversially doing something that many people do not believe in, which is sharing cookies. And people might say that having cookies in my apartment was actually the great sin that I should be evicted for, but I think that if the apartment building has a mice problem, then really the people who distract the mice from the wires with a few messy cookie habits have actually probably helped out a little bit and should not have to pay any more rent ever again.