Well hello everyone, today is Tuesday. I feel an awkward silence from the conspiracy and I don’t know what it is regarding. There was a happy boost of sales for my e-books last month when I priced them at free for a promotion. I sold over 80 copies in one month. That was a sign of the results I have been hoping for after ten years of trying to publish and market my books. And finally I did see some results. Now it is silent again, but I see some steps to take to try again. I feel happy to have the paperback copies on amazon and feel able to go ahead and set any price to free on smashwords.
I think my jokes are funny but not the funniest stuff ever said. I think the Onion and Buzzfeed are consistently at a higher level, but I think my work is at “Mental Floss” level, which is still very good. Or maybe “Reader’s Digest,” which I think is also very good. And it is religious humor, which has its own challenges that I think I did well with except for a few snafus here and there, and the fact that I have behavior problems from mental illness that cause a general rudeness in any social situation whatsoever.
But anyway, I am trying to stay positive. I am putting this post on my normal blog, though, instead of my positive attitude blog.
I guess soon I am supposed to start working on my Soldier Hogs novel. I will get to it but I don’t think it needs to suddenly happen this month.
I think I will get my MySpace account up and running again soon.
On facebook I am aware that I am supposed to have a larger audience and my facebook friends might get tired of me. That is what I question too much for this post to be on my positive attitude blog.
I guess one thing to keep in mind are goals in heaven, where I want to provide a gift basket service and catalog company to provide Judgement Day rewards for people. I am especially looking forward to organizing rewards for people who worked at McDonalds. It is just a huge company and everyone knows they were underpaid. So that will be a fun assignment. I don’t think I will be the one flipping the switch for people’s whose brains splatter in shame for their persecution of people like me. But I could have some high stakes scenarios that I am a part of.
Anyway, I guess that is all for now.
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